Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married and by then it was too late.
Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Clare Boothe Luce
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being miserable.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Jean Jacques Rousseau
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.
The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don’t give a damn.