1. Ice Cream
"This is probably the first time I've publicly admitted to this, but ice cream actually turns me on. I was in high school at an ice cream parlor when it first happened. A friend pointed my 'excitement' out to me and I ran home — completely mortified."
2. Crooked Teeth
"I looooove crooked teeth! Straight ones are WAY too boring."
3. Rough Hands
"Hands that are tough from working hard! I don't want any silky lotion-y hands on me. So yeah. Callouses turn me on. What."
4. Nice Calves
"I wouldn't call it 'weird,' but I fancy someone who has nice calves — none of this inverted triangle and skinny leg nonsense. Skip the cardio and do some squats!"
5. Neck Biting
"Neck nibbles. All the way."
6. A Bespectacled Human
"I love glasses on guys."
7. Good Manners
"A guy who is polite, hands down. 'Please' and 'thank you' is in their everyday vocabulary. That turns me on like a sprinkler."
8. Facial Hair and Hair Buns
"A man bun and beard. All day. Every day. Add some tattoos and it's all over! Swoon!"
9. Alan Rickman's Voice
"My turn on is Alan Rickman's voice. A single word uttered and I'm ready to make babies."
10. Freckles...
11. ...and Long Canine Teeth
"Freckles and when guys have really long fang teeth."
12. A Good-Size Adam's Apple
"This might be odd, but a noticeable Adam's apple is just one of those things that is beyond sexy on a guy for me."
13. Elevators
"Elevators. Sometimes a fantasy of being alone with a lover in an elevator and pressing the stop button. Hahaha. Even though there might be a camera."
14. Scottish Accents
"I love a nice, strong Scottish Highlander accent. Is that weird? Not really sure."
15. Prominent Veins
"VEINS. On the back of the hands, arms, neck..."
16. Sweat
"Sweat. Not gross, 'I never shower' kind of sweat, but if a guy is clean, then has been like moving furniture or something? Yeah, I want to jump his bones."
17. Armpits
"This is really weird, but I have a fetish for armpits. I'm a gay male, and always have looked at pictures showcasing men's armpits and got turned on. Yep."
18. Big Hands
"Guys with weirdly big hands. I become giggly and stupid like, 'Oh my! What big hands you have!' IDK."
19. Braces
"Braces. And not those Invisalign braces; I mean the old-school metal in your mouth braces."
20. Driving
"I get turned on by seeing a man driving, period. But a man who can drive stick literally gets me all hot and bothered."
21. Kilts
"Kilts...men or women in kilts."
22. Lip Piercings
"When a guy has a lip piercing and he bites his lip and holds the piercing in his teeth. Like OH MA GODDDDDDDD."
23. Rosy Cheeks
"This is pretty weird, but I like it when boys' cheeks are all red and rosy. I’ve looked it up and it says something about how it makes the man look more aggressive. IDK why, but I love rosy cheeks. I love to kiss ‘em and bite them and…"
24. When Guys Take Their Shirt Off Starting at the Neck
"When guys take off their T-shirts from the neck — like how?! UNF."
25. Wet Hair
"When a girl has long, wet hair. Gets me every time."
26. A Nervous Tic
"I have no idea why but if a guy has a nervous tic (like eye twitching or a fidget), I find it so incredibly attractive. My boyfriend has this thing where he scrunches his nose and then adjusts his glasses. Gets me every time!"
27. Uncut Nails
"Uncut finger and toenails."
28. Storm Troopers
"Storm Troopers. Any time I’ve been to a Comic-Con and saw a Storm Trooper, I tried to climb them like a tree."
29. Outer Space
"Pictures of deep space turn me on. Something about the beauty and vastness of the universe gets me going."
30. Good Grammar
"Good grammar and a proper speech."
31. Watching Someone Shave
"Watching a man shave, especially in the old-school style, with a straight razor, a boar/badger bristle brush, and some shaving soap. And the strop. *shudder* I don’t know how or even why this became my kink, but damn. Melts my loins every time."
32. Men With Children
"Guys who are good with kids. Like seeing my boyfriend with the kids I babysit — Damn that makes him 10 times sexier."
33. Men in Drag
"I am turned on by straight men in drag, among other things. Something about having enough confidence in their own masculinity that they dress as women without any problems. That’s super hot."
34. Getting a Tattoo
"Getting a tattoo! The rush of endorphins and adrenaline from the pain really gets me going. Also, needle play gives me the same response."
35. And Finally, Big Noses
"Huge noses, hair buns, and quick wit."
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