A Real Southern Woman

A Real Southern Woman is
An intoxicating cocktail
Of Roses Petals & Thorns,
Sweet Iced Tea, & Fresh Buttermilk Pie.
She is a mixture of Sarcasm and a Slow Southern Drawl.
A Real Southern Woman
Says things like,
“Come give me some Sugah”
“Why Bless your Heart”
“Aren’t You just Precious ?“
And “You May Kiss My Ass”
And none of which meaning what you think.

A Real Southern Woman
is Expensive Perfume & the smell of Gunpowder in the air. She is Blood Red Lipstick & Pink Pistol Grips on a .357 magnum
She's a Devilish mix Hellfire on Saturday Night & Hallelujah Hymnals on Sunday morning.

A Real Southern Woman
Has some of the most dangerous curves you have ever been tempted by,
all wrapped up in Cowboy boots, and Frilly underthings., old worn out jeans and a faded ZZ Top T-shirt.
A Real Southern Woman
Has the delicate fragrance Magnolias in her hair...And more than a little bit of Mischief on her mind....
A wicked smile on her lips,
And a serious sashay in her hips,
As she slowly and temptingly strolls away ...with a jug of Kerosene in one hand & a Box full of Matches in the other...
With no particular destination in mind.
That my friends, is a
Real Southern Woman.

By Lorrie Norris2018