"The Etiquette Song" Lyrics - Animaniacs

Yakko:
When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe...

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Ja!

The Warners:
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say "Hello, Nurse!"

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No!

Yakko:
Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you...

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Ja!

The Warners:
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying "AEIOUUUUU"!

Dr. Scratchansniff:
No!

Yakko:
To use the right utensil
Is one of etiquette's demands...

Dr. Scratchansniff:
Uuuuuggghhhh...

The Warners:
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands!

Yakko:
A salad fork...

Dot:
A dinner fork...

Wakko:
A butter knife...

The Warners:
A water glass...

Yakko:
A soup spoon...

Dot:
A dinner knife...

Wakko:
A fork for eating pickled bass...

The Warners:
An oyster fork, dessert spoon, a napkin, and a finger bowl,
A dinner spoon, a salad knife, a bread plate for your dinner roll!

We've heard the rules you need to know to make that social climb

But we'd rather spend our energy on having a good time!