Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women

[4/4, strong rock ‘n’ roll beat]
PERVERTS, FORNICATORS, AND LOUD MOUTHED WOMEN (2014)
--J. Wrabek
1.
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I died and went to Heaven, but Saint Peter barred the door;
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He said, “We don’t allow your kind around here any more;
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The place was getting’ crowded, full of people that had sinned,
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That damn’ Jesus Christ was lettin’ ev’rybody in;
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You belong in Hell, son, so that’s where you’ll be livin’,
F C
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
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“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women—
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All done things for which they shouldn’t be forgiven;
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All down in Hell—you’re gonna be livin’
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With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
2.
“We had Muslims, and Methodists, and Catholics, and Jews,
Bahais, Buddhists, Mormons, and Scientologists, too;
We had to raise our standards—what’s a Heaven for?—
We even had Jehovah’s Witnesses knockin’ at our door;
They’ll be lookin’ you up when they find out that you’re livin’
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women,
We kicked ‘em all out, and we bid ‘em good riddance;
All down in Hell, you’re gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK (CHORUS CHORDS)
3.
“Government freeloaders will be welcoming you in,
With all the New Agers and effeminate men,
Liberals, and Democrats, blasphemers, and such,
And other hifalutin’ swine that we ain’t likin’ much;
They’ll be overjoyed when they find out that you’re livin’
With Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women
All belong in Hell, so that’s where we sent ‘em;
Just like the environmentalists, you’re gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
BRIDGE:
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“So get your butt below with the homos in the Pit;
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You had your Last Judgment, and we won’t miss you a bit;
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When God comes in glory, he’s gonna be impressed
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With how quiet, clean and sparsely populated Heaven is;
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We cleaned out the riff-raff; sent them to Perdition
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With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.
CHORUS:
“Perverts, and Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women,
All done things for which they shouldn’t be forgiven
All down in Hell, where you’re gonna be livin’
With Perverts, Fornicators, and Loud Mouthed Women.”
REPEAT LAST 2 LINES OF CHORUS TO END
© 2014 J.Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case. I doubt any perverts, fornicators, or loudmouthed women were harmed in the writing of this song—but please be careful.