Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth – The Dandy Warhols

“Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth”


I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe.

But today, if you think that I don’t know about depression and emotional pain,

You’re insane, or you’re a fool who hasn’t paid attention to a word that I say.

In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

With your pain, but I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey.

Herion is so passe, hey, hey.

Aaaah


So passe nowadays.

You never thought you’d get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say, shouldn’t you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay,

In a way, I can’t help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane

With your pain, but I never thought you’d be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.


Heroin is so passe, hey.

Herion is so passe, hey, hey.

Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah

Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah

Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaaaaaah


Heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey, hey.

Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,

Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,

hey hey hey hey heyyy, heyyy, heyyyyy