"I'm On A Boat" Lyrics - The Lonely Island

Lyrics

“I’m On A Boat”


Aw shit, get your towels ready it’s about to go down (shorty, yeah)

Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)

But stay on your motherfucking toes

We running this, let’s go


I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat)

Everybody look at me

‘Cause I’m sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)

I’m on a boat (I’m on a boat) I’m on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)


I’m on a boat motherfucker take a look at me

Straight floatin’ on a boat on the deep blue sea

Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat

You can’t stop me motherfucker cause I’m on a boat


Take a picture, trick (trick) I’m on a boat, bitch (bitch)

We drinking Santana champ, ’cause it’s so crisp (crisp)

I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies

I’m flipping burgers, you at Kinko’s, straight flipping copies


I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit

The dolphin’s splashing, getting everybody all wet

But this ain’t Sea World, this is real as it gets

I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget


I’m on a boat and, it’s going fast and

I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan

I’m the king of the world on a boat like Leo

If you’re on the shore, then you’re sure not me-oh


Get the fuck up, this boat is real!


Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)

Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)

I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)

This boat engine make noise, motherfucker


Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)

Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)

Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)

Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible


Yeah, never thought I’d be on a boat (let’s go)

It’s a big blue watery road (yeah)

Poseidon look at me, oh (all hands on deck)


Never thought I’d see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid


I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat

Everybody look at me ’cause I’m sailing on a boat (whoa)

I’m on a boat, I’m on a boat

Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin’ boat (shorty, shorty, yeah)